i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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