Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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