in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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