so explain again why im purple
no
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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