lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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