I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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