Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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