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• (323): View more from California

  Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I really want to fuck my wifes sister.

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• (415): View more from California

  And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"

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  What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.

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  He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."

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• (646): View more from New York

  how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.

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  Who said I want to share with you?

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  You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings

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• (951): View more from California

  I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.

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