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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?

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• (646): View more from New York

  You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  Yeah. It's not just the beard either.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  "Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...

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