Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.