She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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