she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
you made out with another girl for some wings
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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