My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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