I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
There's always time for handjobs
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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