Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
