it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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