My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I know her cup size but not her name....
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