i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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