so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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