Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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