More tranny stories later!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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