She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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