life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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