i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Help me help you realize you are a moron
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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