im gay
i know
yea but for you.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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