I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Found the puke drawer
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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