I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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