so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
How's work?
Spinning.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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