god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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