As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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