he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Do you have feelings for this penis?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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