it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You don't make any sense
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