You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
The feeling are messing with the penis
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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