Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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