I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
