is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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