you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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