dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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