Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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