Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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