im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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