Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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