how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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