When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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