I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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