hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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