is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
tell me about the eggs
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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