yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
only if we run a train.
done.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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