my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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