I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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