who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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