I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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