YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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