You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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