As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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