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I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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